Journal of Unverified Nonsense & Knowledge publishes the most compelling correlations, misinterpreted statistics, and hilariously plausible pseudo-science the world didn’t know it needed. If it looks scientific and sounds alarming, you’ll find it in JUNK.
Bold Claims. Flimsy Evidence. Peer-Reviewed by Vibes.
HI THERE. WE’RE JUNK
Where correlation becomes revelation, and where plausibility is optional and confidence mandatory.
Connecting the dots that shouldn’t be connected.
For those who prefer the conclusion first…
Truthiness in Every Chart
At JUNK, we pride ourselves on publishing data-driven insights that feel true, even if they're not. Our tagline, “Truthiness in Every Chart,” captures our commitment to visually compelling conclusions, emotionally satisfying correlations, and just enough math to get past your skepticism. Trust the graph — not the method.
The Leading Voice in Misguided Discovery
At JUNK, we proudly hold the title of “The Leading Voice in Misguided Discovery,” forging boldly ahead where real scientists fear to tread. Our research is unburdened by replication, peer review, or plausibility — just raw, unfiltered curiosity gone delightfully wrong. We don’t just publish mistakes — we celebrate them.
Because Causation Is Just a Vibe
“Because Causation Is Just a Vibe” reflects our editorial philosophy: if two lines move in the same direction, they’re obviously connected — spiritually, if not scientifically. At JUNK, we follow the data only as far as it confirms our hunches. Why demand proof when the vibes are this strong?
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